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I’ve had the worst day today and it isn’t even noon.

WHY DID I NOT KNOW KRISTEN BELL WAS RETURNING?

RT @hbomax@twitter.com

No secret is safe. @gossipgirl@twitter.com is back, and she’s making up for lost time.
New episodes of Gossip Girl are streaming July 8 on HBO Max.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/hbomax/status/1402

Re: Using Sanity Tests and Other QA LAnguage to Talk about My Therapy Appointment Today

Deat Co-Workers,
I'm so so so so so sorry about that.

RT @stonewalluk@twitter.com

We take our name from the of 1969. Today marks the anniversary of that pivotal moment in LGBTQ+ history.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/stonewalluk/status

As someone who gets a “you’re how old?” whenever I buy booze from someone older than me, I’m embracing it and seeing what purple shampoo does.

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My hair isn’t dyed some way or another for the first time in forever and I have lil grey hairs pretty evenly distributed every couple centimeters.

RT @judith_ism@twitter.com

“Little fires everywhere” is what I call a three-wick candle

🐦🔗: twitter.com/judith_ism/status/

I also had to buy some Imodium tonight so I went to Taco Bell for dinner because why not, right?

I got so much shit done for work today that I was fretting not being able to pull off in time, so I’m just gonna carry that momentum into tomorrow.

I wonder what Charlotte Flair uses for eyelash glue.

Hi, @Amazon@twitter.com and @amazonsmile@twitter.com
Went in to my settings to pick a new charity for and saw that one of the options is a gay conversion therapy “chart”? What. The. Actual. Fuck?

There are many reasons to dislike the Touch Bar on the MBP. But, I really need to see a video of all these people typing in such a way that they're constantly accidentally touching it.

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