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Like 4 days ago my therapist was like "you're just imagining things, no one would really say you aren't allowed out of your room once they go to bed."

I should have bet her because I win.

The moral of the story is that I will buy ANYTHING advertised to me on a podcast.

Thanks to the Novocain, I temporarily have a cute lip affectation.

I put on the Friends reunion expecting to turn it off and come back to it because it's so long but I watched the whole thing and it felt like such a short time.

Or, maybe I just fast forwarded through the talking head bits.

The most popular channel on the YouTube Shorts feature just reposts viral TikTok and that says volumes.

There is more porcelain in the mouths of the queens than in my bathroom.

I assure you, boss, that I was accidentally muted and not trying to hide the fact that I had to pee during the meeting.

I'm not gonna become a fan girl over night, but it *is* pretty.

I can’t even believe that iOS still lack a way to clear notifications all at once that consistently available.

Question. How can I get "Don't Lose Ur Head" from Six out of my head without cutting it off?

RT @ethelmermanstan@twitter.com

I’m not twinkphobic, I have tons of twink friends.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ethelmermanstan/st

Is this Netflix show my *worst* friend from college?

RT @iprayforrains@twitter.com

NOT SOME RANDOM NETFLIX SHOW PRAISING SKY FERREIRA 😭😭😭

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/iprayforrains/stat

RT @beemoviehive@twitter.com

it’s been seven years and we still have yet to get even a CRUMB of context behind this video twitter.com/ass_dentata/status

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/beemoviehive/statu

Does the Verizon hold music sound like the Succession theme on purpose?

I gotta imagine that this gif is going around the @verge@twitter.com Slack from now until... the end of time.

I guess what I'm really doing is hedging my bets that oversized T-Shirts will be a trend again once I lose weight and have all these great shirts.

So good, I just go a T-Shirt commemorating it.

RT @BewilderBerry@twitter.com

This is the single greatest line in drag race history. It encompasses the entire energy of the show in two syllables.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/BewilderBerry/stat

RT @BewilderBerry@twitter.com

This is the single greatest line in drag race history. It encompasses the entire energy of the show in two syllables.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/BewilderBerry/stat

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