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Bringing back a personal blog like it's 2006. And attempting... poorly... at integration with Activity Pub and the IndieWeb. Follow it on Activity Pub at @schwegler@party.palepanda.club

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Claire: Brit thinks she has SB 100000% (after tiff said them walking into a room alone was sus)

SB and Brit: Singing in the key terrible.

Me: I’m gonna cut out all dairy, gluten, and animal proteins from my diet to try and help with my cholesterol, liver enzymes and stomach issues.

My stomach after one week:

RT @rbbq@twitter.com

Xavier: We the thugs. Some BB thugs.

Said while wearing a rainbow tutu and applying chapstick.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/rbbq/status/141909

RT @Dirtylittlethot@twitter.com


Who I thought Who I thought
I wouldn’t like I would like but
but like now dislike now

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Dirtylittlethot/st

BB always does well and there is some stuff about ratings being weird re COVID last summer. But an old show growing in ratings is rare and has to be a good sign. (It shrinking at the same rate as all other shows wasn’t bad either, though.)

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RT @hamsterwatch@twitter.com

Thursday's live show won the hour with 0.8 rating and 3.61 million viewers, ahead of Beat Shazam on FOX with 0.4/1.87, When Nature Calls with Helen Mirren on ABC with 0.3/2.44, and Making It on NBC with 0.3/2.04

🐦🔗: twitter.com/hamsterwatch/statu

At my actual appointment now and my client/boss fixed my invoice issue. Still can’t find my AirPods, but huge improvement in 4 hours.

RT @schwegler@twitter.com

Thought my Dr’s appointment was at 10 (it’s at 1:30), forgot to audit my invoice for work so I’m only getting paid like 400 dollars this week, and can’t find my AirPods anywhere.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/schwegler/status/1

Thought my Dr’s appointment was at 10 (it’s at 1:30), forgot to audit my invoice for work so I’m only getting paid like 400 dollars this week, and can’t find my AirPods anywhere.

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I’ve had the worst day today and it isn’t even noon.

WHY DID I NOT KNOW KRISTEN BELL WAS RETURNING?

RT @hbomax@twitter.com

No secret is safe. @gossipgirl@twitter.com is back, and she’s making up for lost time.
New episodes of Gossip Girl are streaming July 8 on HBO Max.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/hbomax/status/1402

Re: Using Sanity Tests and Other QA LAnguage to Talk about My Therapy Appointment Today

Deat Co-Workers,
I'm so so so so so sorry about that.

RT @stonewalluk@twitter.com

We take our name from the of 1969. Today marks the anniversary of that pivotal moment in LGBTQ+ history.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/stonewalluk/status

As someone who gets a “you’re how old?” whenever I buy booze from someone older than me, I’m embracing it and seeing what purple shampoo does.

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My hair isn’t dyed some way or another for the first time in forever and I have lil grey hairs pretty evenly distributed every couple centimeters.

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